PK, Hi, vietnamvet, thanks so much, glad you liked them, cheers nell. glad it made you laugh! thanks! but I love the little ditty! This is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons. Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! Sooo Shorry, too much tooo drinkkkkkk...............! However, I did not know about its root. Now I know. Happy St. Patrick's Day! lol! Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours.... Oh, and how I needed all the smiles you’ve given me in here. thanks for coming back, nell.

There was a young man from Lahore, A limerick is a poem consisting of 5 lines and form of poetry which rhymes. Thank You. I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! And I do mean years because, while I recognized some, others I wasn't 'exposed' to in school nor were my children.

grafix! She lay on her back, No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. Hi, suzette, thanks! as long as the coffee is on the go all the time that is! As the limericks … thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. I should have expressed myself more clearly.

ha ha thanks again nell. ha ha. google_ad_client = "pub-0446792071173560"; loved the first one best!

if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! LOL, these are so funny Nell. Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. Even funnier as I lay in bed next to my Roger!!!! We may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service. lol! lol! yes limericks are hard to write, but fun though! Anyway, off we go, and if anybody has got any good ones, please feel free to add them at the bottom. But it was not The Almighty

Hi, lambservant, lol! Who took out his b*llocks to wash ’em,

There once was a man called Dave, Good response, Paula, but you have done even better, as Nell will probably attest. Please delete comment if too rude for your hub. Merry Meet My Friends here's to the Ale and the Bawdiness! Thanks Lizzy! Who dug up a prostitutes grave, Copyright © 2020 HubPages Inc. and respective owners.HubPages Inc, a part of Maven Inc. As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. A limerick is a poem consisting of 5 lines and form of poetry which rhymes.

Here's a Limerick that I heard in college from a music major. kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick.... the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. This supports the Maven widget and search functionality. Haha i love them me and my other half have been having a good laugh remembering all the ones we learnt at school together. Where songs were sung, and the bawdiness of the drunken man and the strumpet inn keeper's daughter brought a new type of poetry mixed with hilarity and this is what made the chorus change and of course brought us the famous Limerick .All because people had had too much to drink!. The once was a young man called Dave These are great and very saucy. Larry Fields... great response! ha ha thanks so much for making me laugh! Hi Nell, I know I am five years late, but i just came across this hub and I love limericks.

Who had an extremely long ****, and took the motto of Philli, "limericks can be traced back in history", but noting for me, cause i'd piss a streak, as in 'limericks'... not so naughty, i know, my might and arms are night sticks, they glow. As you are so well behaved and such genteel ladees and gentlemen, I suggest that you read them with one eye closed, and that way it won't be as shocking to your delicate systems! could do more, but a bit risque'! Some articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. Some articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! Hi, Thatguypk, lol brilliant! Thanks for the laughs. brilliant Paula! Loving the prostitutes grave one, thanks SL. And opened her crack, With his hand up her nightie //-->. Voted up and across and thanks for the entertainment. These are a lot of fun!

She stuck up her finger, But she only needs dusting" :)))) (fab. and you did cover up those words! and you can stop blushing now! Hi Nell- What a wonderful diversion for an old rugger like me. Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell, Hi, NLL, glad you liked it! What an entertaining hub you wrote. Wherever did you find them all? For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://maven.io/company/pages/privacy, from Today's America and The World Beyond. haha! You can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. So many chuckles in these witty little ditties, Nell Rose. I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! Which is situated in the southern part of the country. I need a 40th birthday rude (ish) poem: Some not so 'magic moments' (Bit rude) He wrapped it around his tummy and down, Thanks for the laughs. This is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. HA! Have fun and enjoy our first limerick example!

Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so. Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. 5 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond. Limericks - From Funny Famous Ditties To Rude Little Witty's! Who often could be rather crass, Limericks are funny short poems that only take up five lines, and limericks for kids offer some of the best laughs. Here's one my mother used to recite--it may be from Lear, but I'm not certain: LOL!

I proposed a few possible candidates here: What is the dirtiest limerick ever? And missing a t!t, this.. Of God Save the Queen through his a*sehole :lol: I have a similar one: I am glad you liked it! Which of course is all of you! Jodah, nothing is ever to rude for me! Such as 'i'm ready, how about you?'. Just what I needed to perk me up and make me smile.

Through his trousers and into his sock.

Hi Nell, LOVE this hub! Fly across the Internet seas and join us whenever possible! Which distressed all the people of Chertsey. There once was a floor nurse named Doodle, Who… I found this extremely entertaining, thanks for the laughs. – ha-ha) poetic Irish, is truly hilarious. There was a young man from Newcastle, ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! Just to prove that I do have a bit of culture in me, I thought I would add a few famous limericks by the poet Edward Lear! ComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. /* 300x250 MedRec Limericks */

Contact Author. Who wasn't a very good climber, The following limerick is the first of many funny poems in the section. lol! then he’d eat all the eggs that they lay.

Even though I'm not a poetry buff, I did feel obligated to contribute to the genre, because of all the great Limericks out there. They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! Just need some Irish beer. how did you know?



Thanks Shyron, I used to do them a lot, but not recently. sorry it took so long to answer, I seem to be running around like a mad woman these last few days! I think the editors are more prudish than they used to be. thanks for reading, nell, Hi Deborah, good to see you too, and thanks as always, nell. There was a young lady from Bude, If you're looking for somewhere to relax and pass the time, you're in the right place. In my limerick hubs I always had some problem getting them past the HP censors and had to change a few. Into her ringer and pulled out a half eaten bass. So there you have it, mixing the English drunkards with the poetic Irish, we ended up with the mixture of Limerick that we know so well today! I really enjoyed the one about Sally! You found some choice ones there, Nell! sweet (and slightly rude!!!!)

Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell, Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones!

thanks Audrey! I didn't know that Lear was an artist too, a man of many talents!

lol!

The following limerick is the first of many funny poems in the section. Who thought she was sleeping with God Voted up. ROFL!

There once was a man named Jock, If you don't put 'em back, thanks for the read, cheers nell. thanks again, nell. All of are parties were bawdy and limericks were a fixture that induced competition and mixed well with the mud, the blood and the beer. His wife said "Jack!, Hi Larry, lol! Interestingly enough, I find the first batch of limericks a lot more entertaining than Lear's... may I open my eye now?? Here are other funny limericks that only clever people will understand.

Within half and hour who went for a swim in the lake, Doing my best to ride the silent, lonely," driving-us-mad,"......Wave of isolation!! they are funny aren't they? Hi Mohan, thanks for reading them, my witty little ditties! You certainly know how to put the words together to make witty tales! Hick! 5 months ago from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India. a young man in a punt, Some articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products, This is a data management platform studying reader behavior.

lol! Even funnier as I lay in bed next to my Roger!!!! LOL! LOL LOL hahahaha... these limericks are priceless. I will have to remember that one! Hee Hee Hee Hee :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: This is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. She was mouldy as s**t,