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All NHL team jerseys customized with NHL players' names and numbers are officially licensed by the NHL and the NHLPA. “We haven’t had a shot on him yet!”, Murph Chamberlain and Ray Getliffe were defense partners with the Canadiens from 1943 through 1945. ", Goaltender John Vanbiesbrouck, asked if he liked facing 51 shots on goal: "Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.