Saboo: Are you insane? Vince: “Kings of Leon CD.”, “The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, y’know. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Vince Noir: All right! Prepare to die, you prancing tit!
They're all a bunch of w******! Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. Johnny two-hats. 20 of The Young Ones’ most gloriously silly quotes 50 of Frankie Boyle’s funniest (and darkest) jokes Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”, “I haven’t got anything inside. And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre. It's kill or be killed. Jazz's deformed cousin. This is obsolete. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! He is his own man!
The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. NOOO! Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. 29 of the most outlandishly funny Mighty Boosh quotes It’s 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed – and 15 since its creators Julian […] By Mark Butler Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Mmm. NO? Quiz, The legend that guides music: Roger Waters. Remember the pencil!
Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. The Spirit of Jazz The series 1 episode "Electro" is the first appearance of Howlin' Jimmy Jefferson. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk.
Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? 27 of Sarah Millican’s laugh out loud jokes Howard Moon: Keep back. And it ain't purty! Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this shit up - you're having a nightmare! Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire?
“, Howard Moon: “I don’t accessorize. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. He urinated in my face, and... [turns to camera] we've seen all this. I've got so much to give. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Lead Shaman: You shall go... with Tony Harrison there. Soup, soup a spicey. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. And I need you more than ever! Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? I’m like a beach ball.”, “You know the black bits in bananas – are they tarantulas’ eggs?”, Howard: “Ok. Howard Moon: You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. Johnny Two Hats: “Bingo.”, “All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense.”, Vince: “I hate jazz.” Quotes.net. 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Norton’s most scathing Eurovision quotes Rudy: This is not a dress.
Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this?
Rudy: My name is Rudy. Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. Howard Moon: “Don’t kill … 1. I’m Howard Moon. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso!
Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two.
Chokus-Pocus!”, The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!”, Eleanor: “I’m a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!”, Crack Fox: “I’m gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you”, Howard Moon: “Keep back. I come fully equipped with a papoose. NO! Think of Johnny Thunders. It was graffiti artists! Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland – from Scotland. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Sorry Howard.
Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. [smiles]. You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. I call it the library suit.
Bob Fossil: Yeah?
Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Who's gonna know?
It burns! Of course, it is all MP3 now. NOOO! It burns. Howard: Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! With the hand feet. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. You walked right into it! Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. I’ve got so much to give!”, Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. I couldn’t really find that. I've got a heavy goods license. And if you only hold me tight! Naboo: Three hours. Can't get it in shops.
As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche.
He'll be dead by morning. Anyway, I got a question for ya. You wanted to hang around, didn't you? Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Howard Moon: You? Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Some say he's half man, half fish. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! That's the most one-track I could get away with off... maybe, "Rumors". Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you bitch! Whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy b***ard.”, Howard: “I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire.” Women respect that. You know, never take the tundra lightly. Naboo: He's gone too! Imagine that.
All rights reserved. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. You know? Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Mmm.
I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Like that.
I once looked at a hedge. Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Arms in short, then with the claw! You're supposed to be a zookeeper. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. I've got so much to give! Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape!
Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. [the eight-year-old]. Boosh! Play like you've never played before! It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? EELS! Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Howard Moon: What about me and Jack?
Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. I'll make you a cup of tea.
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