Stanley Smith: [Stan is brushing his teeth, and breaks the toothbrush] Damn Chinese toothbrushes! Stan Smith: Are you insane? *Here's* your precious lemon wedge! [Roger and Stan pretend to meet for the first time at the CIA]. Stanley Smith: [distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?
Bullock: May I have some Gatorade? Stanley Smith: Hey, I'm hungry! People who use CRACK may also experience five-to-seven years in prison, where brutal raping may occur. Stan Smith: Nothing to worry about. Steve: Wait a second, that's it! What the hell Francine? Stan Smith: I just feel so violated by the fact that that thing was inside of me.
Roger: Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions. Bullock was also very loving towards his adopted son but also revealed that the baby could be a liability. Klaus: If that were a real Wish Bowl, it would be in the Ferrari of a 600-year-old Incan on the way to his job as Jessica Alba's g-string. I don't get mad at her for always being wrong. I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. By the transitive property, I touched her boob! One model suggests the first season of American Dad! Stan Smith: Per se, Steve. Stan Smith: [Stan listening in to Sutherland's conversation] Let's talk about it over your brains. Avery Bullock: No, they're just on a camping trip. In June 2013, it was awarded as top television series by the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers. Roger the Alien: Hey, Hayley-kins, want to play Jenga? Stan Smith: Hey, Donny, tell my son about the guy who tried to sneak a lipstick camera past the XR-21. Stan Smith: [Roger has just walked in on Stan and his mother in the bath] What do you do when your mom's unhappy/Jerry's left her feeling crappy/sing her a shanty nice and snappy/wash her in the bathtub/wash... wash... wash your veejay, scrub, scrub, scrub your veejay/rinse... rinse, rinse your veejay/next we'll do your tushie/wash... wash... wash your tushie/scrub... scrub... scrub your tushie/rinse... rinse... rinse your tushie/we just did your tushie! Once I stopped selling houses, my sodomy cleared up like that. Snot Lonstein: Wow! Becky Arangino: [laughs] No. Roger the alien: She's as graceful as a frozen turd. Klaus: There's an old German saying: "Don't blame the fish!" We discussed over Italian food. Francine Smith: I have a new dream now. Or just-plain not high? Stanley Smith: Son, feelings are what women have. You see, Clooney's never fallen in love. What do you think?
Stan Smith: I'm having a spiritual crisis. All kernels have to wrestle me to get salted. Stan Smith: [Roger tries to talk to the president. Deputy Director Avery Bullock is Stan's boss at the CIA. Hey, it's from me. Hayley Smith: Roger? Quotes." Stan Smith: It's a gateway piercing. Stan Smith: We've talked about this. Roger Smith: That makes sense, 'cause it smells like Mexico. Stanley Smith: [laughs] Well said, soldier. A great memorable quote from the American Dad! Stan Smith: It was easy. Hayley: This won't be a problem. We truly appreciate your support. Just your average greasy Chinese duck fire. [Stan sees Roger lying on the floor].
That's crazy! You want me to be your priest, well, sorry, pal. Francine Smith: Oh sweetheart don't be so dramatic. Klaus: Roger, it's me. American Dad! Do you realize how many innocent cows were raped... or as you say "milked," to make that cake? No, I got a redwood in Canada. Maybe at my place? Butt stuff. Jeff and Stan are at Jeff's father's house in North Carolina. Despite his age, Bullock was able to get into quite a few romantic relationships, even sleeping with Stan's daughter, Hayley in "Bullocks To Stan". Pretend to put it on, then hide it in your poop cannon. It's called "justice," and it was hilarious!
is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. Steve Smith: Oh no, then who's possessing me? Francine Smith: My dream... is to destroy George Clooney. She must be about 16 by now, you could totally tap that. Harvey Bullock Quotes. I can sign up for the footballs team! Stanley Smith: Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Order! But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws. I don't care how much it is, I'll pay it!
[pretending to dial a number] We're gonna get to the bottom of this! Roger the Alien: [after knocking out two girls in their living room] Did you see where they went? [Francine punches her fist through a glass window]. You're gonna love this house. Klaus: Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made, for years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our d?tente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flame of a thousand suns. View Quote. Steve Smith: She was the people's princess... Stan Smith: When I turned 14, I took fiduciary responsibility for my mothers 401K. Hallelujah. Why do you hate Mondays? Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music. Stanley Smith: Guys, I can explain! In the same episode, Avery also revealed the ability to lift Jeff Fischer with two fingers and hurl him against a wall.
Steve Smith: Don't think anyone's gonna pick up a half naked 42 year old and his young boy companion, just saying. Are you? Francine Smith: Stan Smith... go to Heaven! They're monsters! You're going to the movies with Jeff, anyway. Barry: Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. Stanley Smith: [to his wife] Potato salad.
Wait. Turns out there really IS a God. Roger: I have no idea. Gambled and lost. We have to live with it now. I mean, really brutally. CIA internal affairs begins to fear that Deputy Director Bullock begins to show signs of dementia in "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith" and decides to erase his memory.
Francine Smith: Or - just hear me out - we stay home and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off, I'll slam a book on your testicles. Stanley Smith: Francine, this happens every time! Stan Smith: Steve, if you want to pay your respects to a fat man who died on the toilet, we can visit your Aunt Mary's grave. YOU'VE SEALED YOUR FATE AND NOW... [Roge press a button, and nothing happens] Something's wrong. During "100 A.D.", it was mentioned that his mother was alive as Reginald Koala threatened to call her, despite Bullock's pleas. Stanley Smith: [after the family is infected with a virus, Roger is making plans to redecorate the house] What makes you so sure you're going to survive? It's out in the open.
Stan, that was just sex. Future generations will thank us! Dick: I don't have anything for show and tell. Uneasy? Get out of that tea cup! Normal? Where clean-cut kids cruise Shouldland Boulevard and the Shouldland High football team get their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival, Reality Check Tech. Because I'm Irish. I fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down.